Up until this day I thought Kevin Federline was merely a natural craft with hip-hop rapping, not fashion for humans under the age of 8. As luck would have it, KFed is now in the works of designing a children’s clothing line, for parents who are tired of forking over mad dough to keep their kid looking slammin’. Per KFed “It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,” he said, in disbelief of how much he forks over to clothe his two sons with Spears. “You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.” Aka, Federline doesn’t think his kids should be wearing True Religion jeans when their dad is so “hood”. Personally, I’d rather dress my kids in Michael Jackson’s bathrobe before encouraging dress by that creepster!
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February 25th, 2009
Negative game, verb –
1. To have such little game, that it can be considered as “negative” progress since it will pretty much working against someone.
2. To have less than “no game”, to the point where it devalues the game for all those immediately surrounding.
3. Nick Carter on The House of Carters
4. Erik Estrada on The Surreal Life
5. Anyone and everyone casted on The Real World
“I would have been all about him, if it weren’t for his face and negative game.”
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February 23rd, 2009
Schwag, noun -
1. Low grade weed, known for underdeveloped buds, usually originating from Mexico or someone’s backyard in Missouri.
2. The goatee on a young man, somewhat resembling dirt or rubble.
3. Give away promo items obtained through work. Often used to barter when working corporate or industrial gigs.
“I’m only friends with him because he has hella schwag!”
“I’m not friends with him, he has hella schwag!”
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February 16th, 2009
Weenis, noun –
1. The jiggy bit of excess skin on one’s elbow
2. A reference word when a guys “man junk” is smaller than average
I called him a weenis and he got offended. Little did he know, it wasn’t derogatory!
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February 9th, 2009
Even at the tender of age of 71, legendary singer Etta James still wants to brawl it out with pop star Beyonce Knowles. Why, you say? It’s all over Etta’s song “At Last” that Beyonce performed at Obama’s Inauguration Ball. At her concert in Seattle last week, James definitely had her panties in a twist as she told the crowd “Your President, the one with the big ears… he had that woman singing my song. She gone get her ass whipped.” It looks to me like things are going dooooowwwwn. Only, has Etta seen these (thighs)? 
I heard they once crumpled a baby… rhinoceros.
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February 4th, 2009
Yopes, adverb –
1. New age terminology for “word”, as to suggest agreement.
Yopes, interjection –
1. A word used to greet people. Commonly used by fans of South Park, Jack in the Box tacos, and The Simpsons Hit and Run video game.
“Dude, these cheese fries are legit”
“Yopes!”
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February 2nd, 2009
In order to break endorsement records around the world, Jessica Simpson decided to pack some winter weight in hopes of a deal with Nurtisystem. I mean, it only makes sense when coupled with her existing associations with Pizza Hut and Proactive! The commericals will be archived and revealed for the first time during an episode of America’s Biggest Loser, also featuring Jessica Simpson, due to air in late 2009. In reaction to public mockery and wide-spread media attention, sister Ashlee is “outraged”.
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January 28th, 2009
body roll, verb –
1. The thing your 250 lb. cousin does on the dance floor at weddings.
2. A specific dance move from “Save the Last Dance” where the entire body does a downward wavelike motion, starting at one’s shoulders and ending at your 1999 K-Swiss.
3. An automotive term, used to describe how far a vehicle will pitch over to each side when making wreckless turns.
4. Laymen’s terms for stomach fat. See: Muffin top
“Shanna can shake, I dig her body roll“.
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January 27th, 2009
Redonkulous, adjective –
1. Of nature that is significantly more ridiculous than “ridiculous”. Beyond normal parameters for which one would consider something to be silly, out of control, or absurd.
2. So batsh*t crazy that saying ridiculous is an absolute understatement.
3. An almost impossible extreme.
4. The 40+ club on facebook.
“Nate’s Mom friend requested you on facebook? Redonkulous!!!”
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January 19th, 2009
Chya, adverb-
1. The surfer-licious way to say “yeah.”
2. Better way of saying “yes” or agreeing with someone when you really mean it.
3. PG-13 way to say “F*ck YEAH!”
“I say we pull an all-nighter and go to the beach!”
”CHYA!”
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January 12th, 2009
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Up until this day I thought Kevin Federline was merely a natural craft with hip-hop rapping, not fashion for humans under the age of 8. As luck would have it, KFed is now in the works of designing a children’s clothing line, for parents who are tired of forking over mad dough to keep their kid looking slammin’. Per KFed “It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,” he said, in disbelief of how much he forks over to clothe his two sons with Spears. “You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.” Aka, Federline doesn’t think his kids should be wearing True Religion jeans when their dad is so “hood”. Personally, I’d rather dress my kids in Michael Jackson’s bathrobe before encouraging dress by that creepster!
